Trump gave his friends and allies millions in relief money. Won't find that in the book.
In case you thought the news didn't suck enough, here's a reminder that measles is still around.
This is truly the most oppressed anyone has been in history.
But where will I, an adult, go to get the approval of teens that I desperately need to live?
It's poetic justice, but in the most meaningless of ways.
You're still on the hook to find things to do while you're on your own.
Deporting students is literally going to make our country stupider.
Some fun animal facts to make you feel worse about your life.
But with the same amount of early 20's angst.
Cowabunga, fellow kids!