Don't be the stan who cried wolf.
Sometimes famous people use their powers for good.
Aunt Becky's lawyers are playing chess, the legal system's playing checkers.
I hope Joe Rogan, warts and all, can keep being Joe.
They're regular people, just like us! But then you say something dumb and ruin it.
They're treating him like a talking dog, and he’s been reacting about the same.
You'll never guess which animals having sex he immortalized as a two-story statue.
Billie Eilish basically predicted the future.
Reality is extremely balls at the moment.
Apparently, she's been a surrealist comedy genius this whole time.