Seriously, one of you guys has to have it.
Tolkien reeeeally hated Disney's dwarves.
A plague upon the house of Shakespeare.
Living forever is great when your life rules.
Groups that seem totally legit today began with a secret agenda -- who knew?
People separated by an entire ocean, but bonded tighter than you'd imagine.
Some accomplishments are too weird to be done twice.
The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.