Cracked Archive - Sex

The Jedi Are A Bunch Of Hos

Search your feelings, you know the Jedi boned.

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The Best of Social Distancing Erotic Literature, Reviewed

Hey, sometimes you're quarantined with a tentacle monster.

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Ways Dating Apps Have Failed Us

When the problem-solving app actually creates more problems.

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New Netflix Show Sits Atop Trash TV Mountain

Witness the impossible task of hot people not having sex for a week.

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Amazon's Erotica Section Is The Dollar Store For Horniness

The human boner is a powerful thing.

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The Renaissance Of 'Thicc' Might Be Upon Us

A thiccassance if you will.

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Kraft Macaroni And Cheese Is A Sexual Aid Now, Just In Time For Valentine's Day

No, this is not about someone sticking their dick in a bowl of mac & cheese

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Unexpected Ways Sex Affects Your Health

Sex is like eggs. Scientists are always changing their minds about how healthy it is.

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Did You Vote Today? Don't Forget Your Complimentary Porno

Just you watch, this is going to be national policy by 2025.

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Area 51 Meme-Inspired Porn

We're guessing the aliens were very, very lonely in Area 51.

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19 Ways Sex Used To Be Way, Way More Freaky

Safe for work, but probably not safe for family dinner conversation.

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