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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 100 articles, totaling over 250,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through email@example.com.
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Sometimes crime-solving is so convoluted and bizarre it feels like an old WB drama.
History class tends to gloss over all the zombies.
Human nature is rarely simple.
Something funny happens to the mind of a video game developer when they've designed too many puzzles.
The Robin Hoods of trolls, if you will.
Being a household name doesn't exactly make someone a role model.
Sometimes Hollywood lawsuits get weird.
If there's any institution that doesn't want us to know how much it messes up, it's the military.
Whose job is it to solve crimes?
The coolest thing about being famous is that you get access to other famous people just as interesting as you.
You don't think a lot about how products sound, but marketers do, A LOT.